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tap tap tap....hello?

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YOU HAVE BEEN EXWHORECISED.

Spread the hemp-lingerie-g-through-h-spot love-in. Pick any of your friends ( rented or otherwise ) who you think don't get much love ( blow up companion(s) notwithstanding ) and DROOL ON 'EM (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage and/or post noodie pics as a reasonable facsimile)

*Exwhorecising* RULES:

1- You can grope/drool on the person who done ya ( nothing says I lust ya like reverse stalking, indeed )

2- You can grope/drool on the same person as many times as you see fit ( put that Viagra subscription to good use )

3- You -MUST- spread the droolage. At least 1 drool or seeing/typing canine lickage per person ( what are you saving it for, fecker?)

4- You should drool/grope in public -specifically on public transportation and/or whilst in drive-through phallic sausage joints

5- Random kisses are perfectly okay ( just keep your snout out of the nibbly areas, please, we don't want lawsuits, now, do we)

6- Please, don't worry about same gender grope-age/droolage ( * specifically applicable to female-female dynamics ;) )

7- You should most definitly get started grope-ageing/drooling right away ( statute of limitations/by-laws for litigation action may lapse shortly

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...eh? ....hmmmmmm.....couldnt be.... been here 8 days and hasnt said anything to me yet.....

wait....tablet? i dont feel special anymore.

jaden says hi.....i suppose i do too.

i think you are the one who read 1984....big brother is watching you.

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Hi! Welcome to deviantart, matt! Its a nice place, and usually there are alot of helpful and nice people. usually =p
some places of interest may be...

:pointr: The Help Chat
:pointr: +help [General Help]
Or, just ask me in a note via this link: Note Me
:) enjoy

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+How can this be for real? I thought I already killed you...

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